Apologies.

I won’t be posting a regular weekly update today.  That means it has been over a week since my last update, and for that I apologize.  To put up an update tonight would have felt too much like a job, and that’s disgusting.  Plus, I won’t be able to get you a full one until the weekend, so I had to give you something.  Here’s a few links, a picture, and video for dat ass:

– Dunkin’: Here’s every dunk performed at the NBA Slam Dunk competition.  Ever.  (The World’s Best Ever)

– Green and yellow: I missed Lil Wayne’s remix of “Black and Yellow” prior to the Super Bowl.  (Voorhees – this is what you heard on Sunday.)  (The World’s Best Ever)

– British idiot barred from having sex: His name is Alan (dad?) and he has an IQ of 48.  Even though Alan is 41, he still as the beliefs of a 2 year old:  (Wooten)

He said that the psychiatrist thought Alan “believed that babies were delivered by a stork or found under a bush”, and that “sex could give you spots or measles”.

– Snow monster: That’s the translation from Japanese for the effect of rime ice on trees:  (Pink Tentacle)

– Flight paths: Here’s a satellite view of every plane in the sky over a 24 hour period (or something, it just looks real cool, sorry about the song though, that part is unnecessary):  (Kes)

– San Fran trip: After 4 days in San Fran drinkin, watching Zona beat down on nerds and hippies, and then drinkin’ and watching the Super Bowl, I guess I understand why I feel like shit today.  Anyway, the end result of that vacation was Zona being ranked #15 and highlights include me getting my beer pong groove back for 7 straight wins, witnessing a blatant hustle on the BART, passing out two nights in a row, and just enjoying 80 degree weather for the first time in a long time.  Hopefully by Friday a real update will be up.  Maybe Saturday… or Sunday.  Possibly Monday. Or…